But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
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We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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