what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
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I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
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The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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