I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
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Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
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It's shark week go big or go home
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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