It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
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I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
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We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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