Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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