found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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