I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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