I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
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