me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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