Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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