dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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