Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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