gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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