handjob tips. give me some.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
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He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
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If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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