We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
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There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
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I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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