whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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