My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
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sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
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So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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