Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
kristin has been a bad kristin
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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