i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
