think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
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you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
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There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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