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Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
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I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
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It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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