oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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