DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Randomize
