Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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