If that was your dad, he is hot
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
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someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
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I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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