i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
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if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
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She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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