Pappa wants mamma naked
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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