Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
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Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
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Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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