so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
did you just send me my own nude
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I think my moral compass just broke
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