You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
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Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
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Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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