Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
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It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
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You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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