I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Randomize
