And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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