Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?