i just google imaged poop.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
How does one acquire holy water?
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory