There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
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Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
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You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more