Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
you would pick up someone in the library
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
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Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
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A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow