I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
Randomize
