Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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