She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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