There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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