i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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