I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
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if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
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Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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