Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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