I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
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I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
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Be still, my beating vagina.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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