If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
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I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
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and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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