:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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