I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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