Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
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