"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
I have tasted many bathrooms
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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