Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
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The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
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I think my nap took me to another dimension
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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