your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
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I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
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So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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