sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
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I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
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Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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