i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
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i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
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If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
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