he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
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