Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
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Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
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PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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